be my date... err... raisin

a raisin is a dead grape, isn't it?

yes, it is, so:

-everyone wants to be my date.
-really? who?
-you know: frank sinatra, humphrey bogart, gene kelly...
-all of them are dead.
-you're right. even dead people want to date me.

-i'm so fucking smart and - you know - simply amazing.
-so who are you going to marry? einstein is dead.
-good point.

btw. are raisins dried white or red grapes?

rasin:

stuartsheldon.com 

dates:

www.recipesofarabia.com